About That 12 Days Thing

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Dec 202011

I think I said I wasn’t gonna do it.

I lied.

I whipped up some posts and backdated them to trick future generations into believing I did all of this shit on the proper days. We’re all rewriting history up in here.

Day 12: The Sega Nomad and the Coming Awakening
Day 11: (^ ^ ;;
Day 9: I was a Thirtysomething Brony (not)
Day 8: Lupin’s Gonna Die
Day 7: Mighty Bomb Jack

All the other ones will go up without historical tampering.

Revenge of the 12 Days – Day 6 – Cannibalism is Cute

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Dec 202011

Madoka as a series kinda sucked, but Kyubey was awesome. He needs his own spinoff where he can do his own thing without having to worry about god-moding, time-traveling little girls ruining everything that’s good about his series. That way we could get more scenes of him eating his own corpse and looking satisfyingly cute afterwards. Because, damn, that was some awesomely disturbing shit there. That obnoxious brat Homura guns him down, filling him with holes in a manner not unlike a Looney Tunes character, only to have another Kyubey appear from off-screen to woof down the corpse in a cannibalistic case of recycling. This scene might have been my #1 if the rest of the series didn’t piss me off so much.